I grew up in wine country. Fine beer there, too, but this was wine country in Southern Germany.
Here’s how it would usually go after entering that “pub”:
“Hm. I wonder whether I should conduct a chemical experiment. How fitting that I would bring my own laboratory to this place of enjoyable science…”
Yeah, it’s been a long time since. This kind of stuff never stays “enjoyable science” for very long. I hate to admit it, but sometimes, geeking out can have consequences.